Sunday 27 March 2016

English Premier League Easter Fun Banter.



LEICESTER is like that poor kid that came from a humble background, even without being able to purchase the expensive textbooks and past questions, he topped the class.

MANCHESTER UNITED is that student whose father used to be a class teacher and bribes for him to pass exams and be at the top in those days. But after the retirement of his father he is always number 7 because he can no longer be bribed for. Instead of concentrating in today's work he's every time thinking about how he used to perform in the past while others are progressing.

ARSENAL is that kid who works hard and on exam day forgets his mathematical set, calculator and pen. He constantly falls sick during exams but very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher. All the teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up being the fourth.

CHELSEA is the student that believes he's the best but in reality, he's not. 
He came first on few occasions and thought it will be so always, but reality dawned on him when he was shoved aside by more serious students.  His rich father is never satisfied with his performance and is always changing his teachers, which usually affects his performance.

LIVERPOOL always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school.

MAN CITY is the son of the richest man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teacher to lecture him but he still can't perform to expectation.

TOTTENHAM doesn't really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than Arsenal.

ASTON VILLA is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesn't buy textbooks and past questions, he dodges classes and is happy with
his position.

EVERTON is a student who is always in class, not a bright one though, and he disturbs the bright students.

SUNDERLAND is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun of the rest. He is always among the last.

Which one is your club?

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