Sunday 27 March 2016

English Premier League Easter Fun Banter.



LEICESTER is like that poor kid that came from a humble background, even without being able to purchase the expensive textbooks and past questions, he topped the class.

MANCHESTER UNITED is that student whose father used to be a class teacher and bribes for him to pass exams and be at the top in those days. But after the retirement of his father he is always number 7 because he can no longer be bribed for. Instead of concentrating in today's work he's every time thinking about how he used to perform in the past while others are progressing.

ARSENAL is that kid who works hard and on exam day forgets his mathematical set, calculator and pen. He constantly falls sick during exams but very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher. All the teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up being the fourth.

CHELSEA is the student that believes he's the best but in reality, he's not. 
He came first on few occasions and thought it will be so always, but reality dawned on him when he was shoved aside by more serious students.  His rich father is never satisfied with his performance and is always changing his teachers, which usually affects his performance.

LIVERPOOL always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school.

MAN CITY is the son of the richest man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teacher to lecture him but he still can't perform to expectation.

TOTTENHAM doesn't really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than Arsenal.

ASTON VILLA is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesn't buy textbooks and past questions, he dodges classes and is happy with
his position.

EVERTON is a student who is always in class, not a bright one though, and he disturbs the bright students.

SUNDERLAND is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun of the rest. He is always among the last.

Which one is your club?

Thursday 24 March 2016

Ac Milan's Nnamdi Oduamadi Joins Helsingin Jalkapalloklubi On A Loan Deal


Congrats Nnamdi Oduamadi

Super eagles winger and AC Milan player,  joined
Helsingin Jalkapalloklubi yesterday from AC milan on a loan deal till 31st December 2016. 

Helsingin Jalkapalloklubi Is Finland's biggest club, 
HJK is the most successful Finnish club in terms of championship titles with 27. 
The club has also won twelve Finnish Cups and five Finnish League Cups. Many of Finland's most successful players have played for HJK before moving abroad.

HJK is the only Finnish club that has participated in the UEFA champions league. 

Congrats Robinho go make us proud.

Thursday 10 March 2016

JOSEPH YOBO ANNOUNCED RETIREMENT


Former Super Eagles and Everton FC Captain, Joseph Yobo gathered Nigeria’s football legends as he officially announced his retirement from football after being capped 100 times for the country and playing top flight football for over a decade. 

We wish him the best.

Thursday 3 March 2016

NIGERIA SQUAD AGAINST Egypt (LIST OF INVITED PLAYERS) #SUPEREAGLES


NIGERIA SQUAD AGAINST Egypt (LIST OF INVITED PLAYERS) 
#SUPEREAGLES 

Goalkeepers: Carl Ikeme (Wolverhampton Wanderers, England); Daniel Akpeyi (Chippa United, SA)

Defenders: 
Abdullahi Shehu (Uniao da Madeira, Portugal); 
Elderson Echiejile (AS Monaco, France); 
Kenneth Ihechi Omeruo 
 (Kasimpasa, Turkey ); 
Godfrey Oboabona (Caykur Rizespor, Turkey); 
Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC, Scotland); Staneley Amuzie (Olhanense, Portugal)

Midfielders: Ogenyi Onazi (SS Lazio, Italy); 
John Mikel Obi (Chelsea FC, England); Azubuike Okechukwu (Yeni Malatyaspor, Turkey), 
Victor Moses (West Ham United, England)

Forwards: 
Ahmed Musa and Aaron Samuel (CSKA Moscow, Russia); 
Moses Simon (KAA Gent, Belgium); Odion Ighalo (Watford FC, England); Alex Iwobi (Arsenal FC, England); Fanendo Adi (Portland Timbers, USA), Aminu Umar (Osmanlispor, Turkey), Kelechi Iheanacho (Manchester. City, England)

HOME BASED PLAYERS: kindly help me with their club names.

Ikechukwu Ezenwa, 
Femi Thomas, 
Austin Oboroakpo, 
Kalu Orji, 
Chibuzor Okonkwo, 
Etim Matthew, 
Sincere Seth, 
Segun Oduduwa, 
Chima Akas, 
Chris Madaki, 
Oke Ogagatewho, 
Ifeanyi Matthew, 
Usman Mohammed, 
Etebo Oghenekaro, 
Stanley Dimgba, 
Yau Hassan, 
Ezeikel Bassey, 
Prince Aggreh, 
Bright Onyedikachi, 
Chisom Chikatara, 
Godwin Obaje, 
Emmanuel Daniel

Talented names on here.. 
Don't you think ? 

Wednesday 2 March 2016

Should Wenger Resign?


Arsenal missed an opportunity to get back to a promising position. But as usual, they blew that golden opportunity away. 

Yesterday Leicester city dropped 2 points. 

Tottenham lost today

Man City lost today

Yet Arsenal could not beat Swansea and actually lost today?
This result and his substitutions didn't go down well with Arsenal fans. 
They booed Wenger and some chanted he should resign..
 With a huge match against Spurs coming up this weekend, winning  Swansea was very imperative, unfortunately they couldn't.

All is not well at the gunners club. They are use to this cycle for a decade,of blowing their title chances away. I totally understand their frustrations but do not think, he should resign. 

However, As an arsenal fan will you love to see the coach,whom, Mourinho former Chelsea's coach once called a specialist in failure, sacked, resign? 

Have your say 

Adam Johnson Found Guilty,Faces Up To 5 Years Jail Time

Sad news for English football, oh well Adam Johnson fans.

Today, the former Manchester city star and Sunderland winger, Adam Johnson was found guilty by a majority of 10-12 jurors at Bradford crown court. 

The disgraced footballer was not found guilty by the court  on a second count- oral sex with a child. The trial lasted more than two weeks. 

Adam Johnson admitted grooming the  15 years old girl in his expensive Range Rover but didn't plead guilty to other charges, which he was later found guilty of. 

Sunderland has also terminated his contract. 

I honestly don't get the lust for underage girls by men, especially this sports stars. When there are million of wanna be adult WAGs, It doesn't make sense to me at all.

Adam could spend up to 5 years in jail, as the judge confirmed the case falls into a range of four to ten years prison sentence. 

It's a shame that his career will end this way.
I hope younger stars will learn from this and not fall for temptations like these.

WAGs Wednesday- Meet Alex Song's Wife


Her name is Olivia Song, she's the owner of Yaoundé based Next boutique. Oliver or Zuma as her hubby calls her is a beautiful mother to adorable cute boys. 

She has a passion for fashion and we could say for TSL WAGs Wednesday, that she is definitely branding herself as one of the most stylish African WAGs we have around today. 

Oliver exudes a simplicity and elegance in her style and effortlessly combines designer and high street brands.. 

From TSL WAGs Wednesday, Oliver keep rocking, we 😍 you.

More of her beautiful picture 
With her hubby 

Daniel Sturridge's Cooking Sauce To Be Launched Soon.

picture credit mailonline..

Reports have it that the Liverpool hitman is set to launch his cooking sauce.

Apparently, Daniel Sturridge has been taking advantage of his recent injury setback. As we all know, the Liverpool striker hasn't had a good season due to injury.
However, he's kept himself busy; Any smart person would, to be honest.
But, sorry to disappoint the football lovers, Daniel isn't spending his time making things that will have to do with sports or fashion, but he is launching some Jamaican ranges of cooking sauces called STURR CRAZY"  enlivened by his mom's cooking and his family's Jamaican legacy.

Last Christmas, the English Stricker, shared this photo below and had this to say "Merry Christmas peeps! Caribbean brekky. Ackee n saltfish,Callaloo,plantain,Irish moss n Sturr crazy sauce #blessed"
And today he made the announcement. OHHHH I sure can't wait to taste his momma's range of cooking sauces.

I think it's nice to see a footballer doing something different other than a clothing line, perfume, etc. Good one Daniel